This hoodie’s got Southern wit written all over it—literally! On the back, in big, bold, and slightly quirky letters, it says: "You’re ‘bout as useful as a white crayon." The font has a playful, hand-drawn style, giving it the feel of a good ol' front-porch zinger. The phrase is dripping with that classic, tongue-in-cheek Southern humor—sharp but lighthearted, like it’s meant to make you chuckle more than take offense.This hoodie is for anyone who loves a good laugh, delivered with a side of Southern sass and a knowing wink!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances