Well,honey, picture this—you're struttin’ around town, and the front is a donkey with the most “I’ve done messed up” expression you ever saw.Beside that sassy mule, big ol’ letters spell out:

"I SERIOUSLY NEED A SPEED BUMP BETWEEN MY MOUTH AND MY BRAIN."

It’s got that perfect mix of truth and humor, ‘cause let’s be real—who among us ain’t let our words outrun our good sense a time or two? This ain’t just a sweatshirt, darlin’, it’s a whole mood. Perfect for folks who speak first, think later, and regret it right on cue. Whether you’re rockin’ it at the feed store, the family BBQ, or just loungin’ on the porch with sweet tea in hand, this shirt is sure to get some laughs—especially from folks who know you best!









• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!